She-Squatch

a gargantuan beast of a woman covered with hair. Allegedly the character Chewbacca from the star wars trilogy was a she-squatch playing a wookie.
"Last week when we were camping i thought I saw a she-squatch but it turned out to your girlfriend!"
by justajanuarytree April 15, 2009
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polar squatch

Safeword used during intercourse by women when they can no longer handle it and tap out
by Rå6bi± June 28, 2020
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squatch-a-potamus

A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.
Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a squatch-a-potamus!
by Kailley June 14, 2007
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Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.
" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"
by Sandra Sjostrom April 01, 2007
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Squatch noodlin

An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.
by Mel Hung April 18, 2016
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Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.
That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.
by VAUncleBadTouch February 25, 2012
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Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.
Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch
by Dyl Ketz March 11, 2014
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