The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")
I was surprising my man with a blumpkin and got some squampter on my face!
I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!
My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!
I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!
My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!
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Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.
by deloreanguy December 2, 2020
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Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.
by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020
Get the Squatters knob mug.Adjective - denoting the quality of bristly and sometimes irregular epidermal projections borne on the petioles of a Philodendron squamiferum
Charles: Why Maxwell would you look at the undercarriage of this domestic foliage?
Maxwell: How ravishing, those are indeed the most squamiferiferous of petioles I have seen since the war.
Maxwell: How ravishing, those are indeed the most squamiferiferous of petioles I have seen since the war.
by phytosexual August 8, 2021
Get the Squamiferiferous mug.Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.
Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."
Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."
Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"
Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."
Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"
Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
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