Squirrels!

Squirrels: An interjectory word used to notify a friend that their attention and conversation are bouncing around like a labrador with ADHD at a squirrel festival.

So Jennifer asked me to go with her to ohmigawd did I tell you about this place with the fountain? So I texted her back and anyway you've got to see my new iPhone it's so amazing I've got to show you the YouTube about the guy drawing on one. Ooooh, let's stop for ice cream and oh wow do you see that blond guy? ohmig...

SQUIRRELS!

Where!?!?

by Duxall Inarow July 5, 2010

Squares

Lame people; someone lame

"Only squares go to Home Depot"
"Hyyaan is such a square"

by itsstephxa March 1, 2017

Room for Squares

John Mayer's debut album, with such hits as No Such Thing, and Your Body is a Wonderland.

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

squarespace

A website maker. Why do you need one? Rose to fame along with others (mostly web builders and skill courses in YT, but varies in podcasts) because your favorite youtubers (usually a fun youtuber that gets ruined by this company) has started using squarespace. It’s like squarespace will eat your mom.

Video: This video is sponsored by Squarespace.
Some guy: *bashes head in computer*

by WonderedLamb256 August 17, 2018

Squirrels

Testicles

You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.

Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

squaresville

a place were were squares live and gather

damn homie we stuck in squaresville today

by thizzzzles July 2, 2008

Squirrels in my pants

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022