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Creeper Shuttle

Any work van that resembles a pedophile van despite if vehicle has windows on the side or not. Also vehicles don’t just have to be white they can be any color.
Creeper Shuttle’s are alllowed to drive fast I’m shcool districts to avoid raised suspicions among students, parents, and school officials.
by The Podfather December 2, 2018
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Pirate Sputter

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.
'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'
by Goat_011 April 17, 2020
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spurtle

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.
by spud August 14, 2003
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Shuttle Docking

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.
Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"
by Jed and Marco June 16, 2008
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shuttlecock

This is a cock on the move. It takes the shuttle, to avoid nasty traffic.
Wow, look a that shuttle cock go; it just avoided alot of traffic.
by Nichole~ June 6, 2005
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sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.
Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::
by David Goreman July 11, 2004
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Shuttlefucking

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.
1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."
by HerrM October 1, 2009
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