spud

When a turd causes toilet water to splash onto your butthole.

“That turd made a big spud!”

by Big Spudinsky March 13, 2022

Spud

That angry little fucker at the office.

How was your day Peggy?

Fine till that little fucking spud pissed in my punch bowl amd made me work a full 8 hour shift. What a douche!

by Spudly The Potato October 31, 2018

SPUDS

A terrible disease you can contract from having sex with someone whose face resembles a potato

"man that jake scott got the spuds after fucking her."

by hakjghjgjhksdghklgds February 22, 2009

spud

noun: A person, usually male, who is not all there

"Get your fingers away from that chainsaw ya spud"

by MCAVgirl October 28, 2013

Spud

1. Someone who is in a constant state of being dirty or unhygienic, so much so that the person is usually left out of physical and/or social activities in fear that the spud will cramp there style. 2. Used to describe an ugly or unattractive person.

1. "have you seen that new kid today?" "what the one that smells like shit?" "Yeah, what a spuuuud"

2. "Woah look at that Hotty!" "WHAT!!?, dude, she's spud"

by pseudonym321123 November 9, 2010

Spud

When a person does a silly and/or funny action is commonly referred to as a spud.

"Haha you're such a spud John"

by Spudlife October 22, 2017

Spud

Typically used to describe a stupid person, however the they're just hiding the doctor spudnik from you. dont trust 'em

p1 : yo your stupid af u spud
p2 : nah why u buying into that conspiracy. DOCTOR SPUDNIK IS REAL

by TheBananananananannanana July 14, 2020