cock sprung

Female verison of pussy whipped

Linny can't leave Sergio because she's "cock sprung."

by rhcie August 17, 2016

Spruce Bug

Other names: pinot pee no , sawyer beetle, those fucking black flying bastards
Proper name :Monochamus spp. (Cerambycidae)

Mostly feed on pine, spruce, balsam fir ans especially like big fucking chunks of human flesh. Virtually indestructable with a Kevlar-like shell that can only be crushed with a sledge hammer (note: don't try to kill them while their on you)

Get your hammers, here comes a swarm of those fucking spruce bugs

by The Laughing Lumberjack February 10, 2010

Sprung

To get an erection.

While so many of the submissions here claim that this has to do with undying love, obsession, passion, emotion, etc., its origins are simply the spring-like popping out of a good old fashioned boner.

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

-Sir Mix-a-Lot

by snallyg4 September 9, 2011

trap sprung

Trolling someone into revealing geeky/sperglord information and then letting them know they've fallen into your trap.

Troll: I was looking to buy my wife a fancy purse, what should I get?

Bob: Oh man I wrote a whole book about this, let me get it!

Troll: Trap sprung.

by posyos August 30, 2010

Sprungboy

-Sprung

-A male who is in love with a girl.

-A "Head over Heels" male

Eric: "Hey Angel, how are you and that girl?"
Angel: " Idk man, she's with some other guy but I still love her"
Eric: "Man, you're such a sprungboy!"

by Quin Swagner November 19, 2011

spruik

to harangue or address a meeting or potential customers to entice them into a premises.

The shoe store employed a spruiker during their annual sale.

by wings July 14, 2005

spruce beer

A delicious but unfortunately commercially-extremely-difficult-to-get beverage. It seems the only way to buy spruce beer in the United States is to spend a few days in Canada and then try to bring it back with you over the border. The Customs police may confiscate your spruce beer if they feel it's a proprietary product that violates trade rules, or they may think it's an explosive! Spruce beer has a cooling, refreshing piney and citrusy taste all at once. It's possible to make your own spruce beer, but black spruce only growns in the northernmost states in the US.

I once tasted Canadian spruce beer. Mouth-o!

by pentozali May 7, 2009