spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.

dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.

by ricky warden June 11, 2006

Boner sprint

The act of sprinting out of a house with a still erect tallywhacker (penis) after ejaculating on a woman's tits mid-coitus

After I jizzed on that hot chick from the indian casino, I had to boner sprint out of there cuz she was pissed

by Garythecougar January 21, 2011

Spontinuity

spontinuity n. Combined form of spontaneous and continuity. A continual ability to be spontaneous.

"Wow you're always so spontaneous, you have such spontinuity!"

by Andrew Mackay April 25, 2007

Sprint

Bitch ass phone carrier that can't do shit right! You can't walk down the street and take a fucking call, you lose service all the goddamn time and high speed internet ?? MY FUCKIN ASSHOLE! Call customer service and I guarantee you will get told, "Oh don't worry, we have tip-top coverage in your area, DON'T LEAVE US! We're working on it for youuu.." . BULLSHIT. They are full of shit, Bad service, bitch ass customer service and crooks with shit-filled assholes who advertise a phone company that doesn't even live up to its shitty ass expectations. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, shit it's worth the fucking money if you want to actually have a phone! The only thing Sprint has given me is my official MODO OF 2017.. "FUCK SPRINT!" Let me say it louder.. "FUCK SPRINT !!!!"

(Verizon)

Hey Sprint! Call me baby!
-Delivered

( Sprint )

I can't, I'm Sprint!
-Not delivered

( Verizon )

Helloooo...? Damn ur fake! FUCKIN DICK!!
-Delivered

by exploding air plane 6969 July 12, 2017

Kelly spontaneously showed up

To be aroused sexually; to get a boner without expecting

Kelly spontaneously showed up when Jeris was on a road trip to Wyoming with the guys.

by CougarCrazies August 2, 2008

Spontaneous Emojiconing

The use of iPhone Emojicons spontaneously through a text message. Generally a lengthy message, and could result in a "Spontaneous Emojicon War" through text between two or more people however a winner always emerges as it takes time to type each message and generally one person will quit and find something better to do.

Wow, you have a lot of emotion all of the sudden! Spontaneous Emojiconing that is!!!!!

by friendlesscoolkids December 7, 2010

Spontanus

Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.

"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."

by billebllunt February 12, 2014