Spoonerite

Someone who looks like they’d commit a sexual crime.
Characterized by jet black, oily hair.
Usually have bad posture.

“That guy’s a real spoonerite.”

by SpooneriteNation October 30, 2023

knifey-spooney

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"

by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014

Sprowed

coughing or sneezing and sh-tting your pants

coughing or sneezing and sh-tting your pants
i was outside smoking a cigarette and i sprowed myself.

by birdman024024 March 28, 2019

spronion

The protrusion of one's big toe from a hole in an old sock.

Hey Clyde, you've got a spronion sticking out of your sock.

by Patrick99999999999999999999 January 1, 2008

spoonerism

A humourous phrase where the first letters of 2 parts are reversed. Named after Rev. Spooner.

"This way Madam, and I'll sew you to your sheets" (= show you to your seats).

by zimman August 28, 2005

Sprode

crazy, awesome, rad

All of Freezepop's fans are SUPER Sprode.

by Gorgeous Stranger April 14, 2009

Spooned my own tits

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018