sportfish

A person pursued romantically/sexually by another just for their amusement. Catch and release.

I'm nobody's sportfish. If you don't have time to get to know me, keep walking.

by L1227399 September 4, 2017

Swordfish

Like a catfish but she is a he

I meant this swordfish on tinder, turns out she was a chick with a dick.

by King Ofallofus January 5, 2018

chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

Swordfish

A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.

Swordfish will be at (insert name) house on Thursday June 1st.

by dart board July 6, 2010

Swordfishing

A dick pic of someone else's penis in an effort to appear more appealing. In lieu of their own penis, swordfishers will use images of penises with better complexion, head to shaft ratio, length, position and shape of the urethral opening, and girth; when sending a dick pic.

Person 1: "I got a dick pic last night from someone on my 7v7 coed soccer team, but the skin tone looks way different from the rest of his body."

Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"

Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"

Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"

by saveahoefoundation March 11, 2019

Awkward Swordfish

Like the awkward turtle/balloon etc. The person puts one finger above their head like a unicorn horn and their right hand on their hip like a fin. Useful in awkward situations.

(a person you don't really know/like talks to you at a party)
*awkward swordfish*

by HelenaLexxiFoxxx February 24, 2011

electric swordfish

a sex position where the male jerks is penis quickly up and down in the females vagina/butthole

dude I did and electric swordfish last night!

by Hsja May 24, 2014