New Zealand Spritzer

Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.

Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.

by Metaphoracles January 24, 2010

wine spritzer

when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.

I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.

by moshers + tripod September 20, 2008

Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a guy butt fucks another guy until he bleeds. Then the receiver, takes a bloody shit, all over the giver.

"He washed his face, after a Strawberry Spritzer"

by Chemberlydr August 30, 2009

jolly spritzer

Shitting in a spray bottle and filling it up with 3/4 water. You can heat it up in the microwave to make things interesting.

I was so angry at my roommate for eating all the cupcakes so I made him a jolly spritzer .

by hotandflustered January 19, 2014

Egg spritzer

Just another slang for a woman squirting

Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Twistie spritzer

Modern twist on a traditional spritzer. 1/4 old off white wine, 3/4 ice and ginger beer

A Sundays afternoon beverage to be used in replacement of traditional pimms.Twistie spritzer originates from Gordon Park Brisbane this delicious beverage provides a refreshing and sophisticated use of any old stash of white wine mixed with ginger beer.

by Mixing geniuses January 19, 2013

spritzered

The act of drinking large amounts of non-alcoholic carbonated beverages. Usually used in reference to the drinking of flavored seltzers and club soda.

Duuuuude! He was shot gunning a liter of seltzer, totally getting spritzered! He thought he was like all G6 or something.

by Designer D July 13, 2011