Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

Springter

(noun) 1. when winter just won't let go and spring should be here but you're experiencing multiple blizzards and making more snowmen in one week than you did all winter 2. when you see green grass peeking through the snowpiles 3. when your windows are open to let in a fresh spring breeze but you are still wearing mittens and scraping your windshield

On March 31st we had another blizzard, Springter is finally here!

by Ali-gator P April 2, 2009

Springer Dinger

A home run hit by Major League Baseball Centerfielder and World Series 2017 MVP, George Springer of the Houston Astros.

George hit a monster 448-foot "Springer Dinger" in Game 5 to tie up the game in the seventh inning.

by Ihateyoumostest November 2, 2017

Springer gut

When your stomach is so obesely fat, you pretend that you are having a baby, and on Jerry Springer.

Imel is having a baby, you can tell by the size of his Springer gut.

by Chemlab_Anetheron December 30, 2003

jerry springer

talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.

"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"

by kelsey April 5, 2005

spitzer

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

by Chip M. March 11, 2008

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016