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Springstead High School

Springstead is a high school in Springhill, Florida. All of the students there are assholes, and like the fuck around with one another. They think they are the best in sports when they really aren’t. Remember, you can’t spell Springstead without STDs.
Dang those Springstead High School kids are such tards
by TheBite October 25, 2019
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Springsteened

The act of someone canceling an event, an event in which thousands of people (former fans) paid a large sum of money, and, or sexual favors to attend. Getting Springsteened can also refer to someone ditching plans made with you after you already paid for it. Generally involves a musician whose ego is the size of the fucking Hindenburg, caring little about the fans who have nothing to do with the legislature they want to protest.
ex. 1
Mike: "Hey, man, how was that Pearl Jam concert at Walnut Creek last night?"

Alex: "I didn't get to go! Vedder and Pearl Jam fucking Springsteened on us.."

ex. 2

Mike: "Hey, Jordan, how was the movies with you and that girl last night?"

Jordan: "She didn't even show man, I had already bought the tickets on Fandango and everything!"

Mike: "Damn, brother, I hate to hear you got Springsteened last night."

Bruce Springsteen, Maroon5, Pearl Jam, Ringo Starr, Pretentious, Cocksuckers, HB2 GTHC
by MikeJ#GTHC May 25, 2016
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Springsteening it

Putting it all out on the line, giving it everything you have.
Derived from the rock-and-roll musician Bruce Springsteen, known for his energetic live shows and heartfelt rust-belt image and attitude.
Elly: That was a wonderful violin performance, Jake!
Jake: Thanks--I was really Springsteening it

Don't be so hard on this Governor. This state's so hard to govern and he's Springsteening it, he just can't get the state legislature to listen.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks December 2, 2016
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springsteenishous

The act of not being a wuss like Simon and Grafunkle

Used in That 70's Show by the character Hyde. Season 4 Episode 29: Eric's False Alarm
"I don't have the guts to ask this girl out"

"Stop being all Simon and Garfunkly, get Springsteenishous
by Anonymous4 November 30, 2018
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springston

A small strip of road out in the wop wops, populated mainly by sheep and bogans, claiming to be a town. Springston would be the most pathetic place ever if it weren't for all the amazing people that live there.
Only a select few, very awesome people even know Springston exists. That is how remote it is.
I live in springston

Spring...where?
You know, with all the sheep!
Oh, that hole.
by aline_je_t'aime November 17, 2010
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Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.
after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's
by rock hardstool December 30, 2018
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