thirteen letter shit spreader

A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.

Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

spread pussy

Pussy with lips stretched apart giving full view of vulva

She opened her legs wide open giving full view of spread pussy as I mounted her with my hard cock ready to pop her cherry.

by shaukat October 11, 2009

Woman spreading

Basically man spreading but when women take up entire seats with their bags

I was on the subway, but I had to stand cause this girl was woman spreading

by I don't really care January 15, 2017

ghetto spread

Comfort food for the recently or regularly incarcerated person or someone who wants street cred by making an entrée whose ingredients are traditionally limited by commissary availability. Different from a jail spread in that its ingredients are purchased with foodstamps rather than their mother or partner's willingness to put money on their books.

Wow that guy aint no punk cuz he likes his ghetto spread the same as me!-said no real convict ever

by MoparPunk February 5, 2021

Organic Spread

The natural, non-assisted opening of a person's pucker hole when laying face down, back arched and ass up.

Carla crawled up on the bed and gave Dan an Organic Spread and Dan dove right into her pucker hole with his hot wet tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Spreader Bar

A bondage device used to spread the legs at the ankles or thighs, usually for sexual or humiliation purposes.

Her master used a spreader bar to keep her legs open.

by ChiHonors October 6, 2008

spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009