straff

To fuck a girl without wasting time

Am gonna straff her if she agrees to sleep over at my crib.

by Shadex November 11, 2005

spaffable boobage

adj., a cracking set of breasts upon which one would gladly spaff, the receivance of a pearl necklace

"See that girl over there? with the spaffable boobage?" (Variants; "I'd like to spaff on her boobage, good and proper."

by Gareth Ackerman September 16, 2006

The Guvnor Spaff

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.

Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.

by Curry club January 24, 2021

Sproffee

Noun- A beverage consisting of 1 part sprite for every 3 parts coffee.
Recommended to be taken in a shot.

This Sproffee is modefo the best drink ever!

by Daanammond January 24, 2011

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

spriffy

Derived from the word spiffy, spriffy has two meanings. The first meaning what you call a person when they don't act the way you thought they would. For example, a quiet individual might seem normal until you begin speaking too them or a person who seems to have alot of facial expressions ends up having a monotone voice. The second meaning is being a wholly cool person, in the how smart they are, the way they talk, and the way they dress. For example, a nerd who dresses fashionably and talks "cool" is spriffy.

Example 1:
I would never think Justin would sound so monotone when I first met him, that guy's so spriffy.

Example 2:
Anthony's so spriffy, he dresses amazing and knows what he's talking about too!

by lady-esquire April 24, 2013

Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.

I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.

by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019