trump spokesperson

noun

1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.

2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.

As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.

by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017

dune spook

Anyone of Arab or middle east muslim ancestery. Derivitive of the slang term "Sand Nigger." "Dune" comes from the large desert regions and spook from the slang term for blacks.

Osama Bin Laden is a pig fucking, sack of shit, dune spook.

by Chris74 August 27, 2006

Non Attorney Spokesperson

Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.

I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*

"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."

by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010

Spokane Gangster

White young male high school age from a 100% white community, acting "ghetto". Driving 87' Chevy Beretta with one hubcap and windows down. Blasting Jay-Z etc.

Marc is acting like a true "Spokane Gangster".

by PiwoWarka April 27, 2009

Spooki ooki

When something is spooki but also ooki

Present tense spooked ookened

My show choir bus ride was spooki ooki

by Spookenedookened69 February 22, 2020

Spokey

An informal way to tell someone to off them self

You should spokey yourself NOW. - SmallRankHolyFigure

by Train Le Dumbass October 28, 2021

Gook Spook

Covid-19 aka Coronavirus

2020 was shut down because of the great gook spook!

by Gamecock Girl116 September 9, 2020