sporty jerk 

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

sporty jerk by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

Sworgy 

a group of people in the heat sweating alot! its a mix between sweat and orgy.

god its so hot out here! we are one giant Sworgy

Sworgy by asdfg2 July 21, 2011

sporgi 

A corgi mixed with a shibe is called a Sporgi. The Sporgi type are usually very playful and intelligent.

Guy 1: "That's a cute dog. What breed is it?"
Guy 2: "It's a sporgi."

sporgi by i cant find a damn name April 23, 2019

sorgy 

A texting orgy.

Engaging in the use of group texting applications such as GroupMe in order to maximize your inner slut efficiency.

A: Novelist, hurry up! We are. leaving...

B: I can't. I'm busy sexting multiple coworkers

A: Dude, just have a sorgy.

sorgy by TheNovelist September 2, 2018

Snorgy 

A fully-clothed snuggle orgy in which several men and women get cozy and snuggle with each other.

I feel like having a snorgy because I want to cuddle up with some lovely people and feel cozy.

Snorgy by Nameless in New York May 20, 2008

spongy 

1. Extremely drunk, to the point that the flesh leaks alcohol when compressed.

2. Capable of drinking a great amount of alcohol without losing faculties.

1. I got spongy down at the Rose and Crown last night and I had to be carried home.

2. John just drank five pints of stout and he hasn't slurred a single word. He's a spongy bastard.

spongy by Gliese November 27, 2009

Sporny 

A very lucky, or flukey individual. Someone who is very jammy!

I can't believe you just won that you sporny bastard!

Sporny by TFNH November 19, 2009