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spontaneity

the quality of being spontaneous and coming from natural feelings without constraint.
"the spontaneity of his laughter"
by Robert Rucker October 30, 2007
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Spent Douche

Someone whose pathetic work ethic is only matched by a complete lack of job skills.

There could be no more worthless an item in the universe than douche that's been used, so this should be reserved for those individuals who make one question the efficacy of evolution.

Can also be used in acronym form, SD.
"Dude, you didn't rack up the new server last week while I was on vacation!?"

"No, I couldn't find a cart so it's still in the mail room."

"DAMN... spent douche"
by pabloxyz2003 July 6, 2009
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spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.
"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."
by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008
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spenta

A great human being.Best company one can have.Proves to be the smartest,tallest and sweetest in a room of people.Can do anything for the family.A bit rude sometimes but makes up with cute and sweet replies and compliments.A huge blackmailer and tends to sooth you in the best way possible.If in your life then you are the luckiest of all!!
Spenta near by then fear says bye bye😂
by bitch/witch May 1, 2018
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Get Yo Top Spent

To get someone killed or sprayed
To send a hit on someone
"Nigga keep playing Imma Get Yo Top Spent"
by VenDango April 9, 2021
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spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.
dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.
by ricky warden June 11, 2006
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soon™

Describes something that we are told is coming soon (game updates, TV shows, etc.) but we have heard it enough times to know better. Whoever is saying x event will occur soon is considered to own the trademark on the word because they have used it so many times.

See soon (tm)
We're adding new stuff to the website Soon™

Like what?

Idk, but we're doing it Soon™
by Extatic March 15, 2016
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