spongebather

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...

Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....

by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

Spongebob

An awesome little Sponge dude. Square. Yellow. Amazing. He lives in a Pineapple.

Dude did you see that episode of Spongebob last nite?
Yea!

by spongebob<3 February 22, 2012

spongebob feet

when engaged in walking and your shoes make a squeaking noise for every step you take

*squeak *squeak *squeak *squeak
Gerb- Whata hell is that noise?
Tiny- Nigga I got Spongebob feet, I need new kicks

by LasPlagas April 30, 2010

SpongeBob

SpongeBob is the best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob eyelashes

when girls put on mascara that causes their eyelashes to clump together and essentially create three giant eyelashes which is quite reminiscent of spongebob squarepants' eyelashes.

the one with the giant spongebob eyelashes!

by holymoleydood November 25, 2010

Spongebob Squarepants

An idiotic, yet entertaining show on Nick.

Spongebob Squarepants is nothing without Patrick Starr!

by Leah Gibson March 25, 2003

Spongeboomer

An individual who will only watch seasons 1 -3 of Spongebob, and will refuse to watch anything after mentioned seasons.

"I ONLY enjoy the early seasons of Spongebob, the episodes they make now are unfunny!"
"Dude stop being a Spongeboomer and give the new seasons a try"

by ImpossiblePotPie May 22, 2020