Spooderman

Your aggressive neighborhood spooderman. He saves all in times of crisis (sometimes). He helps all that are in need of help (tries to). And overall he's a great guy! Just don't touch the closet. Otherwise he might freak out.

John: Hey Spooderman!
Spooderman: HEY!
John: Why isn't my kid back from your party?
Spooderman:UH I REALLY GOT TO GO
John: What the hell man I let you borrow thousands from me!
Spooderman: ABOUT THAT
John:STOP SPENDING IT ON DRUGS
Spooderman:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT HEROIN?
John:I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HEROIN!
Spooderman:UH
John:I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Spooderman: ...
John: ...
Spooderman: GOTTA BLAST

by Spiderman's Drug Dealer October 28, 2019

Spiderman cum

When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web

Dude, is that Spiderman cum on my desk?
No, I don’t ejaculate like that it must have been you!

by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019

Spidermine

n. or v. Spidermining is when you let loose an especially noxious silent-but-deadly in the aisle of a store, then hurry away so that nobody who enters the aisle can tell that you were the one that dealt it. Named after an invisible weapon in StarCraft that is dropped from vechiles and explodes on impact with an unsuspecting unit that runs over it.

"You may want to stay away from hair care section. I just dropped a couple of spidermines over there!"

by flm February 19, 2006

Soderwank

A grouping of two or more people who can overcome everything and are thought of as modern day Legends.

Omg those two girl are so Soderwank!

by YouEatSlow July 9, 2009

Pee Wee Sperman

An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.

Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.

I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Sexy Spiderman

1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.

2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.

1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.

by Nato22 November 26, 2007

spidermaning

when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his hand, then throws it at the womans face like a spider web.

(can't think of example for spidermaning)

by Labac January 15, 2009