spluge

The white shit that comes out of ones dick during an erection. (usually into anothers mouth)

After that bitch sucked me off, she got spluge on my shirt cuz she didn't swollow.

by Coby February 19, 2003

Aqua Spluge

A man who ejaculates in a pool. Mainly during sex with a girl but he can be by himself.

"Man You actually banged her last night?"
"Yea we were in your pool?"
"Aww come on Aqua Spluge my family swims in there"
"Not any more"

by Charles Jonnnysonsin September 13, 2006

splumpkin

receiving a blowjob immediately after pinching a loaf. unlike blumpkin which happens simultaneously. Meant to enjoy the act of both separately.

Nothing better than a splumpkin in the morning after a late night at the bar.

by brickhead35 October 20, 2013

Spluge Luge

A dazzling homoerotic maneuver enjoyed among no less than three, but theoretically unlimited number of homosexual men. The fun is initiated by a particularly chiseled young stallion, with extremely defined abdominals, who lays face up on a staircase so to result in a 45 degree downward slope from head to toe. He must maintain continuous flex of his six-pack as the following sequence unfolds. One lucky stud now places his lower lip below the belly button & just above the pubic region with his mouth gaping wide open, eagerly awaiting nectar. Next, another or potentially many aroused young studs descend the stairs. One at a time, they each straddle the chest of the reclining stallion and proceed to ejaculate, unloading semen onto the top row of his perfectly defined six pack. The center line of the six pack then serves as a funnel or “luge” delivering semen into the salivating open mouth of the awaiting recipient below. This process resumes delightfully as needed until all the boys’ appetites are satisfied.

(extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”

Following years of shame & barely ever getting any dick, due to his dumpy physique, Jesse finally capitulated and joined CrossFit. After achieving impressive results, and now sporting a sexy new six pack, it was time to show off to the boys. He invited over a whole gang of his most handsome friends, all hot prime-aged studs like himself. Upon their arrival he stripped down naked, putting his glistening well-oiled physique on proud display. All the boys watched in awe, penises standing straight up in erect salute, as he strutted gracefully to the staircase, reclined into position and rallied them into action; “Cum and get it boys! SPLUGE LUGE!”

by Kent Wade July 31, 2020

Salume

Someone named "Salume" is a free-spirited, loving, open-minded, kind, and shoot-for-the-stars type of person. When you're with her/him they'll make you feel safe and at peace.

When you're friends with them don't let go!

Who do you love? "ofcourse it's her, Salume!".

by Big-Brained Daddy June 7, 2021

Sphume

A Spura maluda .
Indonii yona yodwa

IGhostii that excels in her personal capacity.

Sphume is a fine bheb’

by Indonii November 23, 2021

spluke

Characterized as a small hobbit-like creature who thrives in small groups of sea urchins. Often very irritating to be around for more than a few minutes, respects the commonwealth.

Oh man, I just cannot get AWAY from him, hes such a spluke.

by LessonMaster November 20, 2010