Splacker

The superfluous act of spreading an entertaining or shocking image, video or file across the Internet to amuse or solicit reaction from it's viewers.

"Whoa look at that hottie! I'm going to splacker that all over the boards!"

"Give me $100 or I'm going to splacker that nude picture of you and that stripper at your bachelor party"

by zbng August 10, 2006

Spocker

see shocker. Kinda' like the shocker but 2 in da pink and 2 in da stink.

Live Long and Spocker.

by Curtlow April 27, 2003

splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017

spocker

The spockers is similar to it's sister manuver, the shocker, but it envolves the previously unused resource of the ring finger. Simply make the sign of Spock, and put two in the pink and two in the stink.

Man, I had to use the spocker on that chick at the convention, my pinky almost got lost in her ass.

by Bones McCoy May 13, 2005

The Spocker

Three in the front, two in the back. Similar to the shocker.

The boys and I gave Sherrie The Spocker. It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

by Piowinator August 1, 2018

spocker

the act of forcing two fingers into the vagina and two into the rectum, hopefully producing a queef.

If the shocker don't rock her, SPOCK her.

by maureen, grace, ashley January 1, 2005

Shlocker

A shower locker. Keeps your moochy roommates and siblings away from your shower stuff.

My roommate put nair in my shampoo so I got a Shlocker !

by Slclukieduke July 2, 2016