Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

lane splitting

Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.

There were a ton of cars on the roads during rush hour, so I started lane splitting to get ahead of the traffic.

by TK9 July 10, 2013

split tail

{woman}, {chick}, {girl}, {female}, {bird}

That's a great looking split tail of a girlfriend?

by jdrcomp October 5, 2005

head for Splitsville

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.

An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.

by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010

Splitting Wood

Term for a threesome involving two females and one male.

Dude, Josh was totally splitting wood in Staci and Kelli last night.

by Double Dick Danny August 25, 2011

Splitting the peach

reference to oral sex or intercourse with a woman

Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach

by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011

split tail

term used for the vagina and also any male who is acting like a huge pussy.

Split Tail: "I don't feel like going out, my head hurts"

Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"

Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"

by iseveryscreennametaken? May 29, 2007