In the English Navy grog was 1/4 rum and 3/4 water. When the sailors would bring in the main sails, it was such a tough job that they would be rewarded with a 'double' which was 1/2 rum and 1/2 water. This is now a way to say 'have a double.'
You did a great job, splice the main brace.
by John Vino December 18, 2011
A sexual act by nature (fetish) that involves depositing a spiral shaped turd on the chest of your significant other.
by MamaSmurfy April 14, 2023
U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.
by dj_ordje March 29, 2021
An Obscure, Hilarious, Creative Teletoon cartoon about A Doctor creating mutants in an Island, then got arrested for doing so, and now all of the Mutants make their own society, Followed up by creative and crazy Episodes.
Person 1: I wonder if anyone has heard of The Show, Spliced.
Person 2: I think I used to watch that show as a kid. It was Pretty good!
Person 3: I've never heard of it before.
Person 2: I think I used to watch that show as a kid. It was Pretty good!
Person 3: I've never heard of it before.
by Bloofrozo April 17, 2022
A way of sexually arousing your partner to make them as wet as the amazon rainforest and to moan until they explode
'Stephen, I want you to splice me.. NOW'
by Murphison November 05, 2014
by @downloadmymixta April 05, 2015
The act of chopping up someones genitals like a sausage and grilling it, proceeding to put it in replace of a hot dog. It can also be ground up to be served as a hamburger.
Hey Robert! Let's go splice Ronan! I feel like my knife could chop up his stubby chode easily. Make sure to char grill it once you've cut it.
by madw2 April 10, 2024