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splatter bomb 

when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.
yeah man i gave your mom a splatter bomb last night and watched her clean it up
splatter bomb by footlongdick March 10, 2022

Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.
Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
Splatter cake by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.
Jamie is on the rag and just went to splatter-paint the bathroom. It's gonna be a bloody mess.
Splatter-Paint by Jewexican May 27, 2006

Splatter Britches 

Splatter Britches or splatterbritches is the what you call some one after a showing/smelling shart. He then takes the walk of shame. 2 Someone who bleeds from the rectum and feels the need to share with everyone about his condition,Frequently uses office toiletries to construct manpons to also hide the shame.
Splatter Britches or Splatterbritches
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!

Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!
Splatter Britches by Thisisrichard! February 12, 2015

splatter mouth

When in sex, either partner takes massive amounts of laxative. Then when prairie dogging, lets it out in the other's mouth.
Holy shit! Jonny got the splatter mouth from his ho last night. Nigga's breath is kickin'!!

Splatter-house Ass grenade 

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!