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Chef-splaining

when a person who watches too many Tasty videos tries to explain cooking to a chef
While watching a Tasty video on how to make a jiggly fluffy cheesecake, Isay was chef-splaining to her friend Ken the Chef what folding in beaten egg whites into batter means.
by crustaceanlover December 6, 2017
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Trans'splaining

When a tranny is explaining how they someone should be based upon their feeling of a gender that they were not born as.
Did you see the guy trans'splaining how to use a tampon during his menstrual cycle?
by ItiswhatIwantittobe April 5, 2023
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Happy Splashing

To purposfuly drive through a puddle with pedestrians next to it hence splashing the puddle over the beforementioned pedestrians. Hilarious.
Started after a female motorist recorded herself Happy Splashing and was swiftly told she could be persecuted for the event.
Yes happy splashing is ILLEGAL. Shame about that.
Lady: Im going Happy Splashing!

Guy 1:What an idiot!
Guy 2:What?
guy 1:That lady just happy splashed those people at a bus stop
Guy 2:Don't worry, she'll prbobaly post it to youtube and be fined in a few days.
Guy 1:Ture
by Theotherone61 October 28, 2009
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sluffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sluffed.
We went sluffing today during fourth period.
I sluffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sluffing.
by kerplunk304 May 12, 2006
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Spliffing

A mixture between spiffing and spliff.
Something that gives the same effect of having smoked a spliff. Also referring to a person who is smoking a spliff, they are said to be spliffing (smoking a spliff).
Where's John?
Oh, he's spliffing in the alley.

Woah, that rollercoaster was spliffing!
by MissTerious September 28, 2009
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[splacking]

verb getting "some" (some meaning sex)
Yo did you hear?
hear wat?
That i was splacking the buns!
by jazzyyefffbaybehh July 7, 2008
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Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012
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