Spiderbro

Spider that is your bro.
Spider that brings bug count in house/room to near 0
Dies horrible death
Never forget.

My mom killed my spiderbro so i raged on her

by Tarzann July 3, 2010

Emoji Spiderman

An emoji Spiderman 👊💦😜 is when you text your friends about how you climaxed in your hand and threw it in someone's face.

Emoji Spiderman - ah man I didn't need to see how you Spiderman'd some chick last night.

by Fatterry November 25, 2017

wolf spider

WOLF SPIDERS are named as such because they have to eat really fast, in other words, "WOLF" down their food, their prey, because they do NOT use webs to catch their prey. They are GROUND spiders, they hunt their prey on the ground. (They're fast runners.) Therefore, they have to devour, or WOLF DOWN, their "catch" very fast so other ground spiders don't come and try to snatch the "catch," something WEB-making spiders don't have to worry about.

"Honey! Come see this wolf spider wolf down this cockroach!"
"Oh dear, that's disgusting!"
"Yeah hon, it reminds me of how your grandpa eats a chicken leg! Disgusting!"

by Love4Catholicism! — the ONLY! March 10, 2020

Arkansas Barking Spider

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

by handymanCT December 17, 2009

Spiderpillar

A caterpillar that has spider legs and spider teeth. It is really a spider.

The spiderpillar is going to eat you, Vanessa!

by Bubba Jr January 27, 2009

Spider Penis

(n.) - The smallest imaginable unit of measurement.

ex. - "You need to move that just a spider penis to the right"

by Dean_o December 28, 2011

cock spider

ur dick in a womans mouth , wit ur pubs all tangeled in her teeth .

damn ur mom gave me a cock spider last night ..

by brydon December 6, 2006