tent the speedo

Get a boner

If you check out that hot chick too much, you might tent the speedo.

by jchfhfnfhcjcbcn March 26, 2014

snap a speedo

Refers to how fast a car can get to 60 miles an hour

yo that car can snap a speedo in 5 flat.

by Jack April 06, 2004

Reverse speedos

This is wash day plus two. Running out of briefs (smalls) necessitates urban swimming in your speedos and as we all know they are basically a 'reserve' pair of briefs for this occasion. Reverse speedos are 'stretching the envelope' of the concept into another day!!

The Dude is such a lazy slob, rather than nailing his laundry last night he's doing reverse speedos today!

by 192DUG December 19, 2011

Speedo meat

1. Genitalia clearly visible through swimming shorts, trunks or briefs.
2. General term for male genitals.

'Look at the Speedo Meat on that'
'Eat my Speedo meat'
'My Speedo meat is itchy as hell, pass the yoghurt Bruce'

by Dogfrog August 31, 2007

neato speedo

A phrase much like awesome possum and spiffy. Used to express happiness, or agreeability to a situation.

Joe: Oh man, I totally aced that history test.
Mary: Neato Speedo!

by Nasuoni March 06, 2006

speedo spider

The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed

I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.

by chime57 November 03, 2010

speedo pedo

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.

Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!

by LouisGDYTUrban January 01, 2022