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Spear the Starfish 

To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.

Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.

Spear of Destiny 

1) The sequal to Wolfenstein 3D. It's Wolfenstein 3D with a new plot, different levels, some other stuff and not much else.
2) BJ is trying to keep the Nazi's from getting the Spear of Destiny or something.
Spear of Destiny was kind of dissapointing to most fans.

Spear chucker 

The act of attempting to penetrate your wife or girlfriend with a flying leap from across the room.
Sam: I heard you attempted the spear chucker?
Tom: Yeah, she's got a fanny like a wizards sleeve but I still missed and completely destroyed my dick!
Spear chucker by stgreen432 May 31, 2014

Spear Of Lightning 

the act of sitting at a lunch table or other gathering amongst friends and standing up and throwing a fork while quoting a skill from an online video game that nobody will admit that they play in open conversation
"Yo did you hear what Adam did"?
"Yeah he spear of lightninged the fork at lucnh"
"How crazy was that"
"He was like a swaggavirgin unleashed"
Spear Of Lightning by So Much Sass February 9, 2009

Spear The Whale

To insert a 'spear' into a 'whale'.
Damn I speared that whale
Spear the whale Steve!
Spear The Whale by NGAM January 10, 2012

spear chugger 

A Cutler Ridge term indicating a niggerish nigger acting like a super nigger.
When everyone is having a good time, the spear chuggers tend to mess things up by being super Cutler Ridge uber-niggers.
spear chugger by Sparko March 28, 2008