Spazmoidisist

A person that ejaculates in his mums towel just before she gets out the shower.

Hey, listen boys. you never guess what i got up to last night, i Spazmoidisisted the mothers towel whilst she was showering!

by SpencersGay December 13, 2020

Spazmonkey

A spastic person that acts likes monkey

Your such a spazmonkey

by ❤️🌸🖕11/20 November 21, 2016

spazmodic

spazmodic is a couple of geezas tha makes funkee ass music.

Spazmodic makes funkee beats

by Skippo October 7, 2003

spazmodic

Where your limbs suddenly seize up uncontrobally and you are parilized.
If you have a spazmodic reaction you may be called a spaz.

My god she just had a spazmodic reaction!

by Ross Rhodes April 14, 2004

Spasmod

1. An abbreviation for Spasmodically_Insane. 2. One of the most screwed up people you will ever meet. 3. Better then any Platano...

"SPASMOD what are you doing?"
"SPASMOD you have issues"
"You are way better then those fag Platanos SPASMOD"

by Spasmodically_Insane February 25, 2004

spazmoticated

to be spazmotic

Larry is a spazmoticated fuck-face

by Spazmoticated Scott June 21, 2004

Spazmo-Retardo

1, An expansion of the word "Spazmo" and can be used in the same context, however the extended nature of the word boosts its effect.

2, Spazmo-Retardo has also been linked to sufferers of the learning disability Dyslexia.

3, Spazmo-Retardo can also be interchanged with the name for the Dyslexia Diagnostic Test.

1, Hey Matt, you are such a F*cking spazmo-retardo!

2, Hey Matt, you are a spazmo-retardo, how much extra time do you get on your test again?

3, Hey Matt, don't you get a free laptop if you fail the spazmo-retardo test?

by dvdclwll July 16, 2008