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Sparkly Bob

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's ear.
We both felt that the eye was too risky, so I just gave her a Sparkly Bob.
by RB_LIVE August 11, 2009
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Sparkly Shorts

A nickname used for insulting people. Known in the hood as a *******. You could also call them a **** or ************
Julia a.k.a. sparkly shorts, favorite pokemon is pollywhirl.
by Andre yo momma September 3, 2009
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the sparkly rhino

a sex position that takes place on a bunk bed. the girl is attached to the underneath of the top bunk and the guy is doing a back bend on the bottom bunk. she repeatedly pours sparkling cider on him.
by lalalalalalala4 March 2, 2010
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sparklies

Tiny ice-crystals on asphalt pavement that show up as twinkly reflections in your headlights while you're warily driving in near-freezing weather during nighttime hours. You'll always want to slow down even more when you see them, since this means that you are currently traversing a slightly-colder area where black ice is likely present.
"Bare and dry" roadways are all well and good, but you should still a;ways watch out for sparklies, especially in the pre-dawn hours --- that tends to be when the cold pavement is coated with a heavy dew and is therefore the most treacherous, with slippery patches of nearly-invisible ice-slicks that can send your car sliding all over the place.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
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sparkly bowtie

When you jizz on a girls upper chest and pour glitter on it like preschool arts and crafts.
We were making hand turkeys last night but one thing led to another and I was giving her a sparkly bowtie.
by Bigfootstick July 22, 2016
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Sparkly

Reference to men who are either strippers or gay
That guy is sparkly
by yo-yotherealdeal February 6, 2017
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Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf
"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup
by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024
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