Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

spankyourdogs

Someone who masturbates their dog.

"Why isn't tom coming out?"

"He's spankinghisdogs"

by Batty January 29, 2005

spankyou

It means thank you, but the cool way to say it.

Spankyou very muchly. - Thankyou very much.

by cazrew February 22, 2010

spanctuary

n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.

"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."

by Jeanette M. April 4, 2008

Spanny

A cross bewteen the words Spanner and Spazzy- both meaning mental head-cases. The word is used in a jokey way between friends when someone does or says something stupid.

Jules: "are the clouds in front of the moon?"
Tom: "are you being serious?! you're such a spanny!! hahaha"

by YorkeyP June 6, 2007

spankytard

spankytards trump followers

all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria

by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020