Southerner

See: Retard; Douchebag; Dumbfuck.

Only Southerners still use the term 'Yankee.'

Person A: "Damn... he's a bit slow, or is it just me?"
Person B: "Nah, he's just a Southerner."

Intelligence is frowned upon in the South.

by Mr. Knows-It-All October 14, 2007

Southerner

1. Someone from any of the southern states, i.e. Texas.
2. Individual who loves shooting squirrels and roasting them, chewing tobacco, straw hats, rodeos and Nascar.

"Sam your opinion does not count, you are a damn southerner. Go back to Texas and keep working on how to leave the union."

by HardasMofo February 3, 2013

Southerner

ok southerners are always always ganna be better ppl than u damn yankees or we wouldnt be messesd with so much about our sothern hospitality and yes we do know how to read wright and spell thank u ppls

yankee: u from the south?
southerner: hell yea born and rasied
yankee: u can read?
southerner: duh dumfuck

by true g.r.i.ts. December 28, 2005

Southerner

A southerner in England is someone who lives below the North/South divide in England. All Northerners hate the south because they are soft little faries. A clash between a Northerner and a Southerner could end up in tears for the Southerners.

I fucking hate those southern faries
Hey, look, a southerner, let's shit on him
Wanna ride in an ambulance you southern fuck?

by H-boy December 28, 2007

Northerner

Northerners are unfortunate folk. Poorly educated with a chip on their shoulder so large they often walk with a slight list. They enjoy weekly pilgrimages to the holy place they call 'Netto' the only known place whereby the carrier bags cost more than the products. Whilst there, they will demonstrate their budgeting skills, often having to choose between powdered milk for one of their many offspring or cigarettes. You can identify a northerner by their apparel, firmly stuck in the 80's shell suits remain in fashion and fake tan sells so quickly the select few who completed their education, cannot replenish the shelves fast enough, it has been said that some northern girls have taken to using creosote.

In conclusion, northerners should be kept in caged enclosures, and remain incarcerated until they fully grasp the English language.

Dave: Hey mate, I've just moved from Leeds, looking for some work in the capital.

James: You're a Northerner?

Dave: Erm... yes... *sighs*
James: You know where the door is.

by MissQue January 19, 2011

southerner

One who lives in the southern half of the United States. They are sometimes, but not always, ignorant and have atrocious grammar and spelling, like whoever wrote definition number 2. They sometimes have an unusually large amount of pride for the south, due to the fact that they still havent gotten over their own defeat in the Civil War yet.

The person who wrote number 2 spelled the word 'write' wrong. The rest of them all had good definitions. Southerner.

by mastershake211 April 15, 2006

Southerner

1. Some one born south of the mid west

2. The area containing the dumbest people in the country

(I live in Oklahoma, The entire state is extreme right wing, conservative, Christian cluster fuck; we have to many fat ass people and to little Intelegent people, do not visit the south, especially Oklahoma, you can't get laid, science education, non judgemental people, and too many assholes)

Bill: do you believe in Jesus? Glenn Beck? Fox News? And think gays are satanic?

Luke:...No, southerner ways of life suck

Bill: 'ight then, we will hang your ass at sundown, and then watch Hannity

by The USSR January 28, 2010