Something that is visually displeasing. Can be a messed up pattern, vibrantly colored object that doesn't belong, or anything that just looks annoying.
by Zeenuts September 15, 2019
Get the Eye Soremug. 1. Herpes
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
Get the jersey soremug. by CCK March 25, 2005
Get the sore dickmug. by Anbezzy714 November 5, 2020
Get the Sore losermug. Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.
Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"
by Little Willis March 20, 2009
Get the Quanker Soremug. Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
Get the couch soresmug. 1.) Caused by unfinished BJ's, see Blue Balls
2.) Words to utter to break an awkward silence.
3.) Trying to grab a receipt out of someone's hands, missing, and poking the unsuspecting victims' left testicle instead.
2.) Words to utter to break an awkward silence.
3.) Trying to grab a receipt out of someone's hands, missing, and poking the unsuspecting victims' left testicle instead.
1.) "Oh Yeah, baby!" *approaching footsteps* "Oh, shit!...my parents are home!" Put that back in your pants!
2.) "...." *more silence* "Hey everyone, I have SORE BALLS!"
3.) "Hey Doug!" *quick attempt to grab receipt*...*augh, groaning noises* as Doug lays, holding his crotch, on the floor.
2.) "...." *more silence* "Hey everyone, I have SORE BALLS!"
3.) "Hey Doug!" *quick attempt to grab receipt*...*augh, groaning noises* as Doug lays, holding his crotch, on the floor.
by RandalK December 9, 2008
Get the Sore Ballsmug.