Smussy

The female productive organ of the blue tiny people known as Smurfs.

The combination of the words Smurf and Pussy.

Give me that Smussy my man.

I'd like some Smussies please.

by adieu l'humanité September 19, 2023

self-smush

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.

by Charles IV October 2, 2010

Shmush

A person that looks cute to the point that you want to squish them and kiss them.

- Hey, how's your boyfriend?
-He's so cute. Honestly, he's such a shmush.

by Jayy2222 February 21, 2019

Smushy

A name a couple madly in love uses to call the other person. A pet name.

Amanda: "I love you smushy!"
Christopher: "I love you too, smush"

by cm191 May 16, 2011

Somesuch

Simply means "some similar (thing)".

He was trying to tell me that the moon is made of cheese, or somesuch nonsense.

by Geater January 16, 2008

Smush Captain

Someone who leads the way in smushing. Smushes with anyone from landmines to grenades to snookies.

(Ronnie) Smush Captain is on his way.

by Red Van August 6, 2010

Smused

Griefing in a online game by teamkilling or damaging your own team

"I smused by shooting a grenade at my teammate"
"I'm Pietro and i smused you!"

by Pietrone22 March 22, 2021