Urban Sombrero

A hat. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. I like to call it the Urban Sombrero.

J. Peterman: (rubbing his neck) Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

Elaine: Are you okay, Mr. Peterman?

J. Peterman: Yes, yes. Go on, go on, go on.

Elaine: Well, see, it's... businessmen taking siestas. You know, it's the, uh, the Urban Sombrero.

by Caffeine Blog April 15, 2006

Sombitch

Derogatory term either written "Sombitch" or "Sumbitch".
First penned and used by legendary actor Jackie Gleason while playing Sheriff Buford T Justice in the "Smokey and Bandit" movies.
Insult used to belittle people who have impeded the sherriffs high speed pursuit of the bandit.

"You see that, they went right through our roadblock."
"You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella."

by The Foul-mouthed Cypriot June 25, 2017

Sombra Main

A player who picks this hero because they want to hack the play of the game (potg) and make everyone go in shock. They are sneaky dogs who will hack the enemy team and health packs with one button and take out the life source of everyone, usually putting down a spray for their success because they are hackers and trolls

Wowo look at that Sombra Main destroying your hopes and dreams

by Icanreadyyourmind June 11, 2018

Alaskan Sombrero

Taking an ice cube (one that is of the type that can sit on the top of your thumb and has an indention on one side) and putting it on the top of your penis. After this you insert the ice cube (while still on top of your penis) into a woman's vagina. Then have sex with her while maintaining the ice cube inside of her and on the top of your penis at the same time.

Women from cold area's really enjoy Alaskan Sombreros when they are out of their element and in warm weather.

by Something2Consider May 14, 2011

Sombie

Zombies that wear sombreros.

Man One: Uh oh, the sombies are coming!
Man Two: I heard if you knock their sombrero off, they die!

by Cetol February 21, 2010

golden sombrero

The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'

...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero

by Woody Thomas April 8, 2006

Flaming Sombrero

Forcibly applying a condom that has been coated with hot sauce. Variations: chili powder, pepper spray, bear mace (the "Lumberjack Lighter").

My cousin told me that a Flaming Sombrero was a type of hat. Boy was he wrong.

by Maj Uso November 11, 2009