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King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word
My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.
by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021
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Lea Salonga

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Lea Salonga-Chien1 (born February 22, 1971) is a Filipino singer and actress. She is best known for her musical role Kim in Miss Saigon,2 for which she won the Olivier, Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Critics and Theatre World Awards, the first to win various international awards for a single role.23
She was the first Asian to play Éponine as well as the first Asian to play Fantine in the musical Les Misérables on Broadway4 and was the singing voice of Princess Jasmine from Aladdin (1992) and Mulan for Mulan (1998) and Mulan II (2004).56
by Asian American Tenor October 7, 2010
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slong long

A big dick that it used for sucking
Michael stuck his slong long in joe
by Cocksucker300 January 17, 2018
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shlong bot

A shlong bot is a super sexy fuck machine with abs.
"Wow that guy is an ultra mega shlong bot.'
by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011
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Shlongered

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019
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Shlong Sisters

The female equivalent of "Tunnel Buddies". When two females have had coitus with the same male ( not necessarily at the same time).
Stav: Omg did you hear that Shay and Maya both had sex with Harel!1!1!1
Tamar: So are they Shlong Sisters?
Stav: Yup!1!1!
by shlongsisters May 7, 2021
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