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solipsist

(noun)-a person who believes he/she is the center of the universe

See also: cockbunny
My girlfriend is a solipsist.
by The Morning Star December 28, 2005
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Soamp

A species of mud, that acts like quick sand and it is found in Iceland and many deserts. It can range from 93-107 degrees F.
"Mom help I'm in the soamp" shouted the little boy."Too bad you were a bad son to me."
by octopusman413 August 5, 2009
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Nelson Sompa

A Nelson Sompa usually likes to ride horses and is always homosexual. Nelson has a tendency to get lost.
Oh! Look at Nelson Sompa over there jumping like a horse!
by Twinkle Star332 November 2, 2019
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solipsism

The philosophical theory that one is the only person that actually exists, and everything else is constructed as a result of their imagination, including everybody they know and everything that's ever happened. In other words, it's an excuse to be a complete arsehole.
John loves solipsism. He's a complete arsehole.
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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Slompy

Similar to "lenergic", slompy is a state of tiredness often induced by boredom. This boredom somehow leads to a feeling of having energy, but at the same time being unable to complete any meaningful task.

A state of slompyness can also be developed over long periods of procrastination.
"I'm just too slompy to finish my homework tonight. I'll just do it tomorrow."
by Ndrd January 21, 2009
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solipsism

Solipsism is the fact (as much as any other so called fact), that we create our dreams not only at night when we sleep, but also in the day. As well as before we are "born," and after we so call "die." The dreams in the day only appear more "rational." It is not that "we are the only thing that exists," but that our consciousness is all that exists. Our consciousness is just our individual reflection of the consciousness of the entire universe, (what is commonly called "God." ) It takes time to perceive everything (time being an illusion), except for our consciousness which is instantaneous. This means that what we perceive is also us. Governments, as well as organized religions, military, industrial, and educational systems conspire, and know this fact, but put out the Descartian, dualistic view that there is an external foreign "enemy". The latter view is put out for their advantage which everyone must follow or be marginalized, imprisoned, or eliminated. This view works to the disadvantage of everyone not following the Church, State, Military, Industrial, Educational Crime-Pseudo crime fighting system.
If this view of solipsism were accepted by the masses, as opposed to the "current commonly accepted dualistic view," we would work together for all of US. instead of being divided and conquered as we are now, by the age old classical military technique. We would work 6 hours per year for a middle- class existence as described by Buckminster Fuller, inventer of the geodesic dome.
by fred ressler September 19, 2008
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slomp

Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I slomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
by Klan Member August 24, 2009
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