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Soft-Serve

When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.
Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.

She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.
by Phaison LeVante Jackson September 16, 2012
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arabian soft serve

when a person poops a soft poopy on your head in a swirl formation to make a soft serve like figre of poop. the swirl also looks like a turbin that arabs have traditionally wore throughout the generations.
"dude whats on your head? did you get arabian soft served?"
by blaghweechaka January 26, 2010
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soft serve

A way in which icecream can be served.
I went to McDonalds and bought a soft serve icecream.
by MichaelO July 1, 2005
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Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.
My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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Tallahassee Soft Serve

an intimate act between two or more people; participant with loose stool squats over the mouth of second participant, who is laying perpendicular to the ground, and begins to evacuate into the open mouth of second participant while continually extending legs and subsequently contracting them resulting in the loose stool taking the shape of soft serve ice cream in a bowl. It is customary for all participants to take turns eating said stool. To date, there is not protocol regarding silverware
After having dinner together, Toferus was excited about the potential of finding some corn in Jake's Tallahassee Soft Serve later that evening.
by Bingo Jones December 27, 2008
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Soft serve ice cream

Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.
"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."
by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005
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Soft serve

-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ
Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!
by Erock November 12, 2004
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