Miss Softie

"Instant pussy" - two plastic bags welded together and filled with water.

Miss Softie is one of our more popular fake pussies

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

soften your cock

When a penis is erect but you are not you are not horny or in the position for some sexual interaction your penis then needs to not be erect.

that will soften your cock.

by Mandingler April 16, 2017

Cuddling a softie

The point during sex when, even after unsuccesfully attempting to "thumb in the softie", the dissatisfied "thumbee" consoles the "thumbeur" by hugging his softie in a sympathetic embrace.

Stuey: So... how did you get on with that slug last night? You didn't have to thumb in a softie again did ya?

Sam: The poor bitch didn't even get that. But she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn't go home empty-handed.

by Poppa Stuey December 15, 2011

kill one softly

to badmouth someone to their face or behind their back

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

Softpeach

an insult which means that the persons face resembles a saggy vagina.

Dan - You're a softpeach!

Mike - yeah well your mums a softpeach

by Jizzydavey February 28, 2010

Soften the Cheese

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.

Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.

by Squach June 1, 2012

Soflea

A girl that will flea from any projectile coming her way

Oh no that ball coming towards my head better pull a Soflea

by Ethreals May 22, 2014