softerness

Comparing the softness of 2 or more items/ objects.

I was unimpressed the softerness of the towels.

by Eggyolked August 31, 2018

soetens

A typical definition for somebody with a higher form of intelligence, a very uncommon mix of social skills, leadership, good taste and sheer brilliance.

A Soetens can save your day !
Another Soetens won the nobel prize yesterday.

by Noam Chomsky September 1, 2004

soitenly

"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.

Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.

Reverend: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Husband: Why, soitenly!

by malbuff November 28, 2012

Softeners

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness

So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

tooth-softening

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.

Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."

by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007

Softened by Distance (SBD)

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

by trets May 7, 2009

Softer Issues

Used as an adjective to describe people, people's actions, or situations that do not match one's expectations. Similar to the word soft except this definition gives a brighter spin to the remark. Implying that there are harder issues out there, and this current one is soft when compared to.

Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.

C.D. - Yo B. how was ECON 2000???
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!

by Hindusoul October 27, 2010