iam sofa king we todd it

You're fucking retarded if you read this out loud.

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.

by meh kneegrow kinneh January 13, 2008

sofakinfunny

Another type of Ben Dover. Pronounced "so fucking funny" when said out loud.

"SofaKinFunny has joined the server"

by docavic April 12, 2019

Soaking Rampage

The act of soaking, but done without abandon to anyone who may show interest in soaking.

A soaking rampage can happen after a break-up with a Mormon boy because a polygynous soaking relationship could not satisfy the needs of the girl (or vice versa). A soaking rampage can also spontaneously happen when visiting Salt Lake City.

After dating Ryan for so long, I'm going to Salt Lake City this weekend and going on a soaking rampage.

by Roger's Not Here December 9, 2022

soaking

The process by which one delays washing one's dishes indefinitely.

A rice cooker pot takes about 30 minutes to soak through before it's ready for washing. She's left hers soaking in the sink for 3 days now under that pretext!

by anthonylebrun January 24, 2009

Soaking Cute

When describing something as being "soaked in cuteness" or short for "so f***ing cute". A combination!

"E.T. is soaking cute, mama", Kingston, the two year old,declared to his mother.

by Jeanette Lochnar June 10, 2010

Sofa King Retarded

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003

Sofa King

Another way to say 'so fucking'.
Or, just a really cool display name on myspace.

ie: Sofa King Cool

Ashley: hey, look at that Brad's the Sofa king.

Brad: No dipshit. Think about it.

by asdfghjk21sofaking September 30, 2009