scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott

scots scotometer blew up after over loading

by cody February 6, 2003

sodomeye

Relentlessly being stared at or "eye fucked" by a member of the same sex.

That guy in the tight t-shirt and short shorts was sodomeyeing me through the mirror the entire time I was at the gym.

by superabomb August 3, 2009

Sodomite

One who uses the word "and."

Person 1:I went to the grocery store and then I went home.
Person 2:You are a sodomite.

by Casper the Friendly Sodomite September 5, 2008

scotometer

A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.

Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

odometer pussy

A derogatory reference to females; who:
a.) have logged a high number of sexual partners, in a relatively short period of time.
b.) have had an extremely large amount of sex at a very young age.
...see Town bike

adolescent 1: Hey man what do you think of jill?
adolescent 2: Dont believe the mileage reading, Billy told me she has an odometer pussy.
adolescent 3:Yeah, and who knows how many times that shit has rolled over.

by el-dday December 10, 2008

The Sodomizer

A sodomizer occurs when one of the defensive lineman gets pummeled to the ground by an offensive lineman during a pass rush drill. When this happens, the offensive line coach blows the whistle repeatedly, and dances with his handguns (not real guns) for quite some time until the defensive line coach gets mad.

Offensive lineman picks defensive lineman up and drops him on his back and thats how "The Sodomizer" is born.

by ThaBIGEaZy68 May 21, 2011

Godless Sodomite

Taylor

Taylor, the godless sodomite, is a disease-ridden concubine who can't keep her hands on her own Dr. Pepper

by James Marsters October 23, 2008