sarcastic acid

It's chemical formula is H(SrCaSm) and is the substance that stimulates witty comebacks, ironic replies, in other words: sarcasm. It can only be handled in small amounts as it has a pH of 0. If someone is overly sarcastic it can appear as an off-white cloud around a person's head.

"Who's the guy with the cloud around his head?"
"Oh, that's Mike. He has excessive amounts of sarcastic acid, it's genetic"

by Soulfir the Sarcastic May 1, 2008

sarcasticness

"For use of those who cant remember of the word sarcasm"

"I dunno whether i should be insulted or flattered!"

"Flattered, there was no sarcasticness in that statement"

by Jason and Laura July 31, 2008

Smocrastinate

smo-KRAS-tin-ATE: v; to delay entry through a doorway for the purpose of getting one last puff on a cigarette. The resulting puff is somewhat longer than usual and typically results in a
fiendfinder.

Must people smocrastinate when it's below zero outside? I thought we'd never get in. Jeez, I'm a smoker and I hate those people.

by Nathan G. Baldwin July 14, 2008

Serastic

Serastic is the halfway point between being serious and sarcastic.

"Dude, was that sarcastic?"
"No, I was being serastic"

by teznips April 25, 2010

Scrapstica

The instance of having sand, gravel, or a pebble-like entity in ones footwear.

Hey Johnny!! Wait up! I've got a scrapstica!

Hey guys scrapstica scrapstica scrapstica! I can't keep up because scrapstica!

by Stan Turnips August 17, 2012

Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome

When you say something that is perceived as sarcasm but was not originally intended to be sarcastic, you might suffer from Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome.

A: I like how the acronym for your definition for Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome is ASS
B: That's funny, i didn't know that. It's nice how things sometimes fall into place
A: You are being sarcastic right?

B: No, I just might suffer from ASS though.. but I swear, I didn't know it would spell ASS when I first made this up.
A: you should probably put "/s" at the end there.
B: Dude, I said I swear, I don't even like sarcasm, I think its dishonest and I don't even know how it works.

A: Well, I can't decide if you are being a sarcastic ass or if you actually suffer from ASS

by abadir January 17, 2019

sarcastic

The act of being syrupy sweet and condescending to someone that is extrememly pissed off, usually resulting in the person getting even more pissed off. Useful when working in retail.

The more pissed off she got at me, the more sarcastic I got with her.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009