by Sir Chi December 20, 2007
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by Dhhffhhhh March 20, 2019
Get the Shawkat mug.When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010
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In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
by Ed December 17, 2004
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(i.e. I super soaked that hoe and her friend last night)
(i.e. I super soaked that hoe and her friend last night)
by billybobta January 15, 2008
Get the super soak that hoe mug.A large quantity of food from Abrakebabra, Supermacs, or similar fast food chain taken either before of half way through a night out on the lash. The purpose is to temporarily reduce drunkness or slow the process of getting drunk to increase the amount of alchohol consumable.
by StrokeCity October 10, 2005
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