Soofer

A popular slang word for pretending to enjoy not having a female partner or a active sex life.

That damn Soofer is such a god damn dumbass!

by kryder2293 September 21, 2010

skoafer

Marijuana and top tabacco finely grinded together to create a powerful head high consumed out of a bong.

Damn, I need a fucken skoafer!

by terryshav July 6, 2010

Senko soaker

A feeble bass fisherman who resorts to the exclusive use of Senko lures to catch fish.

"We don't want that guy in our fishing club; he's a Senko soaker. "

by bubble gum July 24, 2012

stripper soaker 9000

The act of a stripper kneeling on a serving tray, emptying a 2 liter bottle of glitter water into her butt.

then spinning herself around on the tray as fast as she can, in the doggy style position and releasing the glitter water from her butt. Creating a mist like cloud of analy tainted glitter.

Did you see dillon last night, he stood up for the spray of ass glitter that stripper let loose when she did the stripper soaker 9000!

by tiner fezy December 17, 2014

Dick Soaker

When you proceed to jam your dick into a toilet full of shit

John did his dick soaker yesterday

by Logan diaglo March 14, 2021

saferoom

A useless base bitch who quickdrops when he leaves the base.

Saferoom go brew pots!
Saferoom kys!
Saferoom go mine!
Saferoom go commit not living!

by Vapey April 7, 2019

super soaker 9000

when a girl gets so wet that we soaks the whole area due to squirting.

Tony: Damn baby last night you were so wet almost like a squirt gun the carpet and the bed was wet from you squiting.

Brittany: You think your funny .
Tony: Your a super soaker 9000.

by dildo diva December 16, 2010