Snuffleupagus

When you tell your woman a funny joke just as you blow your load in her mouth so that she bursts out laughing making the cum snort out her nose

She snuffleupagussed so hard I had to get her a tissue!

by Yotellmewhatchoowant September 25, 2020

Snuffleupagus

A vera that actually exists!

Dube I thought his girlfriend was a "vera", turns out she was a "snuffleupagus".

by snuffleupagus April 19, 2005

Snuffleufagus

An enlarged jar of Nutella that has come alive and has the sniffles

I accidentally bought snuffleufagus at the store.

by Maddie Inez April 18, 2017

snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

Snuffleupagus

An upagus who catches the COVID.

The snuffleupagus ran out of tissues, but thankfully, his sniffles subsided.

by TruthBeTold_22 October 16, 2020

Snuffaluffagus

Something or someone with extremely long eyelashes.

DANG… that girl is one HOT Snuffaluffagus!!!

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Snuffleupagus

While partaking in the insuffolation of a controlled substance as a group, that rude individual who mercilessly snorts up way more than their fair portion, leaving the remaining participants with very little to enjoy.

"Well..there was plenty on the plate, until snuffleupagus here had to show us how it's done."

by Muz-therfuker September 2, 2025