textbook snobbery

a blind, often aggressive belief in what one's textbook says, in violation of the facts. Derived from the military term "combat snobbery."

French kid: My textbook said capitalism is evil!
Smart kid: And that's why those who live in socialist countries are so poor and unhappy?
French kid: ... but it said Americans are evil!
Smart kid: You seem to suffer from textbook snobbery, sir.

by Blazko March 10, 2008

shrobbery

Theft of potted plants or shrubs.

Suspects are charged with shennanigans, public urination and three counts of shrobbery.

by Honest Ed March 13, 2007

Taint Scrubber

The little patch of hair on your chin that rubs against the vagina when eating a girl out.

Hey, nice taint scrubber bro.

by That One Guy #2 July 21, 2009

scrubber

A female of lesser class and obliging to any male demands for free

jesus would you look at those scrubbers over there they'd fuck anything

by fennell September 27, 2002

bottom scrubber

a goatee, not connected to the mustache, usually rubs the bottom during oral

Get over here and put that bottom scrubber to work

lighten up on that bottom scrubber

by Mary P May 17, 2006

Adult Shrubbery

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".

I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.

by themasterb8er March 6, 2020

Sausage Scrubber

A woman's vagina

Tina has a burnt out sausage scrubber!

by maxactionattack February 23, 2011