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Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.
by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009
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snatch man

(The repo man/women who recovers autos for financial institutions because of unpaid delinquent debt.
Hey WAKE UP Billy the snatch man is hooking to your pick up truck!! ( this usually happens in the early morning hours-3a.m. To 5.am)
by Ldogg6700 November 9, 2013
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by brewmeistertony1 May 14, 2010
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Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.
Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?
by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009
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Snatch Fax

A females previous sex and hookup history , if she has a salvage title she has an std or some nasty type of disease
Dude I don't know if you should fuck her you don't know her Snatch Fax , she might be a dirty girl
by Joel951 January 19, 2011
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