snorked

verb
past tense to snork;

To shoot liquids from the nose as a result from laughing too hard or abruptly.

"Oh my god, that part of the movie was so fucking funny I snorked Diet Coke all over the place!"

by Foxy Mop July 20, 2008

Snork

A mix between a snatch, whore, and a skank.

He had sex with a snork.

by Snork1s8n2o7r3k8 April 12, 2010

snork

To clear mucus from nostril by blowing without using a tissue. Frequently done by runners or cyclists

During the race, Ian's nose was running, so he put his finger on the side of his nose and snorked. Being well-mannered, he first made sure no one was behind him.

Did Santa snork to get up the chimney?

by Dene Dave December 20, 2007

Snork

When your sick and have a blocked nose. You try to blow it but it just make a mini-trumpet sound and blocks you ears.

Gosh, I'm glad I stay home sick from school today! I just did the biggest snork!
I hate snorks, it's one of those things that I wish god had never created.

by Tara, the defined. September 17, 2016

snork

To have a woman sit indian style on the floor while a male puts his erect penis on the top of her head sticking straight up so as to give the appearance of her having a snork antenna.

That girl I brought home from the bar wasn't attractive, so I only snorked her.

by DG21 January 21, 2010

Snork

A word created/first used by Guy Serota that replaces pretty much any other word, and he frequently uses it as a word that describes something messed up.

"I snorked up and spilled juice on the floor."

by Maserota April 13, 2008

snorked

the act of having your crotch sniffed by an unfamiliar dog

I tried to act cool in front of her parents while her fucking Doberman snorked me

by eekemper December 6, 2004