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rusty sneeze

A sneeze so powerful that it causes one to shit thy pants. Similar to a snart, yet messier. Can be used in both noun and a verb form.
Gee whiz! After last night a snart would have been understandable, but that rusty sneeze completely caught me off guard. Let me get a towel.
by IamBanjoMan October 1, 2010
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Free-Sneezer

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.
You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.
by LeighRay November 21, 2011
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Sneezechin

A skin condition whereby the chin is covered in large pimples and spots due to a bad cold, and consequently excessive sneezing.
"Check out blondie over there, she's hot!"
"Nah mate, she's got a bad case of sneezechin. That's rank"
by dizzleshnizzle April 14, 2009
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sneeze hole

when a person has wicked diarrhea and just makes it to the bathroom, sits down and their asshole makes a sneezing sound as they shit.
My ass just sneezed all over the toilet. Russ is acting like a sneeze hole today.
by Ms Priscilla September 25, 2012
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Air Sneeze

A sneeze that consists mostly or entirely of air. There is usually little or no snot released from the nasal passage in an air sneeze.
The difference between an air sneeze and a regular snotty sneeze can mainly be told by the sound. Air sneezes sound either like an off-key trumpet blare or someone shouting very loudly into a styrofoam cup. A normal sneeze sounds like someone blowing a raspberry through their nose.
"Ew! Don't touch the remote! You just sneezed into your hand!"
"It was an air sneeze!"
by STMan. April 22, 2007
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thumb sneeze

The action of one's thumb striking a touch screen device in rapid succession involuntarily.
I was going for a Large Straight in Yahtzee and my thumb sneeze made me roll again! My thumb sneeze caused me to take a lousy Chance!
by Jacksaw1991 August 9, 2016
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nothing to sneeze at

Not an inconsequential matter, not a trifling thing.
Having an allergy is nothing to sneeze at - oh wait, yes it is.
by Punnerguy June 10, 2009
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